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These are some lies we made up about Red Oak.
The ghost of a youthful lady soaked in blood has now and then been witnessed performing a melody on a piano in a Red Oak flat. If you listen to what the locals claim, this ghost can be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Red Oak a long time ago. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The spirit of an elderly sorceress is once in a while spotted in a mirror in a Red Oak residence; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A guy with a big hole through his upper body can from time to time be seen consuming a hotdog in Anderson Conservation Area before dawn.
A space invader from Jupiter has often been made out drinking orange juice in the center of Mormon Branch.
An alien from outer space is regularly made out in a building right next door to Red Oak.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances looking
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for a photo beside a parked Jeep in a Red Oak parking lot on a dark night.
A space alien from Jupiter may repeatedly be observed grasping a headbone outside the entrance to Lake Anita State Park.
A space invader from space may be witnessed time and again in a Red Oak area store, staggering the aisles.
An extraterrestrial has once
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in a while been observed by the entrance to Lewis & Clark National Historic Trail attempting to utter something.
A giant newt is every so often witnessed resting at a coffee table in a Red Oak home flashing a lamp.
A Triceratops is known to have been seen on numerous instances mounted on a stallion beside a road in the neighborhood of Red Oak.
A gentleman having the head of a goblin may every so often be witnessed wandering through a flat in the neighborhood of Red Oak. Whatever people verbalize, it is certainly a menacing ghost that is rather not upset.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system was distinguished in a phone booth in Red Oak talking on the phone.
A semi decayed human body materialized staggering through a Red Oak area graveyard. The ghost was consumed by the night after being perceived. Whichever way, this spirit unquestionably is chilling; one that you don't want to come across late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Red Oak
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Ghost Sightings From Red Oak
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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