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These are some lies we made up about Redding.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been distinguished mounding pebbles by Fiddlers Creek.
An extremely large crocodile is repeatedly seen at Walnut Creek Duck Marsh Dam at night guzzling blood from a beaker.
A frightening skeleton is known to have been noticed on a handful of instances searching for a bag by the waterfront at Walnut Creek Lake.
Leonardo da Vinci can frequently be observed in Mount Ayr State Wildlife Area in the early morning hours before sunrise consuming a cookie.
A gigantic addax may be witnessed over and over again showing up in a bathroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Redding
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Ghost Sightings From Redding
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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