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A space man from deep space has frequently been made out pulling a body from the freezing water of Buck Creek before dawn.
An alien is often perceived on the shore of Wire Lake going nuts.
A frightening skeleton can often be spotted taking a rest at a table in a Reasnor flat. Residents here who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Reasnor a long time ago. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to run into around midnight.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space can be seen over and over again in a secluded area right next door to Reasnor.
An extraterrestrial from space has once in a while been distinguished in Bailey Wildlife Area very late at night covering a cadaver by a large boulder.
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Ghost Sightings From Reasnor
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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