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The ghost of a young female sporting a blood-splattered dress may frequently be distinguished in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver noticing the phantom in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours. A local alleges that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long departed Quimby local resident.
The ghost of an 11 feet huge guy may be observed repeatedly howling in Douglas Township Cemetery Area at night.
The ghost of a female having half her head absent has occasionally been made out flinging rocks into the flowing water at Coonley Creek after midnight.
An extremely large pig is once in a while seen by an old man canoeing in a river close to Quimby.
Cinderella has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions having a seat on the floor in a building in Quimby.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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