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A shape with a skeleton face wearing shady robes was seen in Pulaski Park late at night having a fish. When the ghost was observed it disappeared into the thin air. Folks who have observed this ghost claim this ghost takes pleasure in scaring unwise people who are brave enough to upset the serenity in Pulaski.
A female having a knife in her head became visible guzzling gasoline in the center of Burr Oak Creek. Shocked by the viewers the ghost withdrew into the darkness.
An alien was seen nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Pulaski.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior is repeatedly made out musicalizing on a xylophone in a Pulaski apartment. Locals here declare that this ghost likes terrifying folks who come seeking ghosts in Pulaski.
Marco Polo has allegedly been perceived on one or two instances searching for a woman outside Lacey-Keosauqua State Park.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
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