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These are some lies we made up about Preston.
An alien from another galaxy has often been observed trying to capture something in Dalton Pond State Fishing Access Area in the early morning hours.
A huge budgerigar is repeatedly distinguished hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Bear Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions struggling up from a drain hole on a Preston street after midnight.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft can often be witnessed in a rubber boat on Goose Lake crying out names.
A female's body with a sheep's head may be spotted often in Eggers Hollow at midnight pointing at the witness. If you talk to the locals, this phantom is that of a resident who dwelled here in Preston long ago.
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Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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