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These are some lies we made up about Prairie City.
A headless lady can frequently be spotted riding on a motorbike on a gloomy road close to Prairie City. Regardless of what people exclaim, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to encounter very late at night.
Marco Polo may be distinguished over and over again in a flat in Prairie City.
The ghost of an adolescent girl is now and then spotted staggering in the middle of a desolate highway close to Prairie City.
An alien from space has been seen on numerous instances looking crossly at the observer in Colfax Public Hunting Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can occasionally be distinguished at Prairie Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise tossing bricks into the flowing water.
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Ghost Sightings From Prairie City
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Ghost Sightings From Prairie City
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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