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These are some lies we made up about Portsmouth.
The ghost of a young man having on a confederate uniform has regularly been made out in Schley Park on a dark night looking menacing.
A massive snake is often observed by Little Pigeon Creek staring crossly at the eye witness.
The ghost of a chained up guy has supposedly been noticed on frequent occasions staring at an old man snoozing on a couch in a flat in Portsmouth.
An martian traveler from another planet may repeatedly be observed in an autopart store in the Portsmouth neighborhood.
A colossal okapi can be observed repeatedly crawling out from a drain hole on a Portsmouth residential street late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Portsmouth
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Ghost Sightings From Portsmouth
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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