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The ghost of a bound up lady was distinguished in Copeland Park before sunrise seeking a hat. There are further testimonies on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood. Locals who have spotted this ghost claim this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Pierson a long time ago.
A giant guanaco appeared hauling a cadaver from the freezing water of Bacon Creek at the stroke of midnight.
An Iguanodon was spotted walking beside a desolate highway right next door to Pierson.
A woman hauling her head beside her arm has repeatedly been noticed seated on a sofa in an apartment in the neighborhood of Pierson. Local people argue that this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Pierson.
A space alien from another solar system has been said to have been made out on frequent occasions around midnight hurrying after a passing Chrysler on a dark highway outside Pierson.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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