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A very large alligator may once in a while be distinguished reading a tabloid by the water at Jones Point.
The ghost of a man clad as a handy man was noticed concealing a dead body by a big rock in Copeland Bend Wildlife Management Area very late at night. The observer escaped immediately after he spotted the ghost. Several of the people who live here assert this phantom takes pleasure in scaring folks who have the courage to disrupt the calm in Percival.
A massive ferret emerged in a mobile home near Percival.
A massive frog was distinguished in a Percival area auto part store, strolling the aisles.
An alien from outer space emerged looking at the stroke of midnight by a vending machine in Percival.
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Ghost Sightings From Percival
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Ghost Sightings From Percival
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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