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These are some lies we made up about Peosta.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object can be seen repeatedly floating in the air like a helium balloon in Peosta.
A big terrifying beast has occasionally been noticed studying Swiss Valley in detail late at night.
The spirit of a youthful lady covered in blood is from time to time observed covering a body by a sizeable rock in FDR Park before sunrise. One thing is for certain, this is an unlikable ghost that you would not want to bump into late at night.
A space invader from planet Pluto has been said to have been witnessed on many instances staring at a guy sleeping in an armchair in a flat in Peosta.
A man with a large hole through his upper body may once in a while be seen trying on socks in a Peosta apartment. It has been said that this precise ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Peosta many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Peosta
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Ghost Sightings From Peosta
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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