Patterson

 
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An ET from planet Neptune materialized chucking rocks in the middle of Cedar Creek.

An alien from space was noticed in Badger Creek State Recreation Area around midnight burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder.

A space man emerged going through garbage container on a Patterson lane.

The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship was seen on a Patterson road at the stroke of midnight.
    
An alien explorer from another planet has repeatedly been spotted hovering in the air like a balloon in Patterson.

 

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