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These are some lies we made up about Palo.
An ET was noticed by Bear Creek smoking a cigar.
Goldilocks materialized on the apex of The Hogback at the stroke of midnight glancing at the sight.
A woman having the head of a beast was witnessed admiring Lewis Bottoms in the early morning hours. This ghost is fantastically active in this area; there have been one or two additional stories of this particular ghost.
A gigantic puppy was made out in a phone booth in Palo using the phone.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has repeatedly been seen pacing through a Palo vicinity churchyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Palo
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Ghost Sightings From Palo
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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