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A female with larvae crawling out of her mouth has been perceived on a small number of instances reading a pamphlet in Friendship Park late at night.
The ghost of a female with a knife in her head can be distinguished often mid stream in Coon Creek trying to locate someone. Loads of folks who live here allege this spirit is that of a local person who dwelled here in Packwood long ago.
A lady having the head of a goblin has every so often been spotted discussing into the night as if somebody else was near. Whatever folks state, this is an intimidating ghost that should be left alone.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy is once in a while made out peeping through flat windows in Packwood very late at night.
An extremely large mynah bird has been made out on a few instances rummaging around in garbage container on a Packwood lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Packwood
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Ghost Sightings From Packwood
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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