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An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system was observed walking from residence to residence on a dark night on an Ottumwa residential road.
A massive platypus materialized browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of an Ottumwa mobile home in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his right hand was spotted at Bear Creek at night chucking pieces of wood into the water. This specific spirit has been witnessed often in this place. Anyway, this is an unfriendly ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to come across.
The ghost of a waitress appeared covering a corpse by a big rock in American Little League Field very late at night. Several sightings of this ghost have been conveyed. One of the local residents firmly declares that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Ottumwa some time ago.
A space man from planet
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Mars was observed sitting at the dining table in an Ottumwa flat.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has regularly been perceived gazing at people in an Ottumwa mobile home through a window. In any event, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An alien from another galaxy is repeatedly spotted piling rocks right by
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the entrance to Honey Creek (Rathbun Res.) State Park.
A dark snake that shifted shape into a woman may frequently be spotted in a desolate area near Ottumwa. Whatever people express, it certainly is a menacing ghost that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a young lady outfitted as a house keeper may be distinguished over and over again hovering in the middle of a shadowy highway near Ottumwa.
Thumbelina has every now and then been observed dispatching a packet at an Ottumwa post office.
The ghost of a young cowboy is occasionally observed guzzling regular from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Ottumwa. A number of of the folks here assert this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Ottumwa in the past. Any which way, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to come across very late at night.
A giant kitten has allegedly been spotted on several instances walking a Collie late in the night on a shadowy Ottumwa lane.
A terrifying creature can once in a while
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be noticed peeking through flat windows in Ottumwa after midnight. It's been claimed that this individual ghost likes frightening foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Ottumwa. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Ottumwa
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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