Ottumwa   These are some lies we made up about Ottumwa. The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been observed on a handful of occasions in an Ottumwa area grocery store, strolling the aisles. The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a big white mustache may be observed repeatedly yelling names at the stroke of midnight on a lawn in Ottumwa. Residents here allege that this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Ottumwa. Whichever way, this is an antagonistic phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.      A woman with a machete sticking out of her head has every now and then been spotted facing the eye witness by Bear Creek. A space man from planet Neptune is occasionally observed howling at the observer to disappear in American Little League Field late at night. A gargantuan gazelle can once in a while be distinguished striding through a building in Ottumwa. Nicolaus Copernicus has repeatedly been observed mounted on a steed down a highway near Ottumwa.   More Lies About Ottumwa On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Ottumwa Submit a lie about Ottumwa, Iowa: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Iowa Fun things to do in and near Ottumwa.   Bridge City Bowl,  Bowling, Ottumwa Champion Bowl,  Bowling, Ottumwa, 3 miles away Davis County Lanes,  Bowling, Bloomfield, 14 miles away Other untruthful towns near Ottumwa, Iowa: Kirkville, Iowa, 6 miles away Agency, Iowa, 8 miles away Chillicothe, Iowa, 9 miles away Fremont, Iowa, 10 miles away Rose Hill, Iowa, 11 miles away Cedar, Iowa, 12 miles away Floris, Iowa, 12 miles away Hedrick, Iowa, 12 miles away Drakesville, Iowa, 13 miles away Eldon, Iowa, 14 miles away Ghost Sightings From Ottumwa