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These are some lies we made up about Oto.
A gigantic skunk was seen at Fern Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise throwing rocks into the flow.
A space alien from Pluto was witnessed dragging a body over rocks in Curtin Timber after midnight.
A space invader from deep space has often been distinguished gulping water in Poverty Hollow in the early morning hours.
A guy with a spear in his head is regularly seen smoking a pipe at night on a lawn in Oto. It has been argued that this specific ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Oto before the present. In any case, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be shunned.
A space man has been seen on a handful of instances pacing through a house in Oto.
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Ghost Sightings From Oto
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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