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These are some lies we made up about Otley.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship may often be noticed in Centennial Elm Planted in 1876 Historical Marker on a dark night chucking pieces of wood.
Christopher Columbus may be spotted over and over again in a boat on Roberts Creek scraping out a nook.
An martian traveler from another world has every so often been spotted trashing a map by Brush Creek.
An extraterrestrial from space is sometimes spotted looking at the surroundings at Red Rock Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial is rumored to have been observed on several instances climbing out of a storm drain on an Otley residential street very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Otley
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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