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These are some lies we made up about Onslow.
A youthful girl wearing a blood-splattered prom dress can often be seen by Eagle Rock weeping.
A lady with a green face has from time to time been distinguished studying Benedict Hollow in detail in the early morning hours. One thing is for sure, it's without a doubt a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
Napoleon Bonaparte is occasionally made out in an Onslow area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
A gigantic turtle is rumored to have been made out on several occasions trying to grip something by Black Hawk Creek.
A man having a knife in his head can every now and then be made out shining a flash light up on Goose Rock. A local resident says that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Onslow. Either way, this is a hostile ghost that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Onslow
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Ghost Sightings From Onslow
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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