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The phantom of an old hag was spotted in Achilles Rogers Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight hauling a cadaver across the dirt. When the observer emerged the phantom ran away. Locals who have observed this ghost declare this ghost loves scaring foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Ollie. Whichever way, this is a bad spirit that you wouldn't want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A guy with a big hole through his chest came into view dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of German Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. The arrival of the eye witness terrified the spirit who then vanished. Folks argue that this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Ollie many years ago.

A huge puma was seen walking through a building in the vicinity of Ollie.

A female's body having a sheep's head was distinguished walking through an Ollie vicinity churchyard. The ghost mentioned avenging
 
    a slaying. One of the locals decisively declares that this ghost might be a recognized past native of Ollie.

An alien from the cosmos has frequently been distinguished spending time in a forsaken structure in Ollie.

 

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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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