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These are some lies we made up about North Liberty.
A giant yak has frequently been distinguished peeking through mobile home windows in North Liberty at the stroke of midnight.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft is regularly perceived hurling pieces of wood into Coralville Lake in the early morning hours.
Thumbelina has been said to have been observed on a handful of instances grasping a human headbone in Auburn Hills Park after midnight.
An martian traveler from the cosmos can be spotted very frequently rummaging around in garbage container on a North Liberty avenue.
A very large crocodile is sometimes made out at Clear Creek late at night chucking chunks of concrete into the stream.
William Shakespeare has been perceived on many instances taking in the surroundings at Coralville Dam late at night.
An extremely large quagga has frequently been witnessed on a North Liberty residential road at midnight.
The ghost of a bum has purportedly been made out on many instances hanging
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in the air like a cloud in North Liberty. Whichever way, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a youthful female covered in blood can repeatedly be observed gazing at an old man snoozing in a bed in a trailer in North Liberty. In any event, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that is better not disturbed.
An
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alien from deep space can be witnessed over and over again in a shoe store in the North Liberty area.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship has from time to time been witnessed trying on a hat in a North Liberty building.
A man with a sizeable hole through his torso is occasionally perceived facing the watcher in Lake Darling State Park quite near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From North Liberty
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Ghost Sightings From North Liberty
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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