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These are some lies we made up about Northboro.
The ghost of a young lady clad as a house keeper has supposedly been perceived on many occasions drifting along on Buck Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. One of the people who live here decisively declares that this ghost is that of a local who settled here in Northboro before the present.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman can be seen frequently performing a melody on a flute in a Northboro flat.
A frightening creature has once in a while been noticed in a Northboro school very late at night strolling the corridors.
A massive pronghorn is once in a while spotted in a mirror in a Northboro residence; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
A space invader from planet Mercury has purportedly been perceived on several instances articulating into the air by the entrance to Viking Lake State Park.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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