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These are some lies we made up about Newton.
A space man is once in a while distinguished watching television in a Newton living room late at night.
A sasquatch is known to have been perceived on frequent instances looking terrifying in Agnes Patterson Memorial Park late in the night.
The phantom of a pregnant woman can once in a while be witnessed rummaging around in garbage cans on a Newton street. A person who lives here alleges that this spirit is that of a local who existed here in Newton some time ago. No matter what, it's without a doubt a scary spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a youthful guy sporting a coat was perceived hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Newton. This is one of those ghosts that is seen very frequently around here. One of the folks who live here confidently declares that this spirit enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who have the nerve to disturb the peace in Newton.
A decapitated gentleman came into sight in Benjamin Creek throwing bricks.
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The spirit did not care that there was someone other nearby.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos was observed piling rocks in a metal boat on Wire Lake.
A very large monkey became visible in a shoe store in the Newton area.
A woman with her legs sliced off was noticed in Pine Lake State Park quite near the ranger station
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trying to find a glove. When the witness came into sight the ghost escaped. Some of the locals argue this ghost takes pleasure in startling unwise folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Newton. One thing's for sure, this is an unpleasant ghost that is rather not messed with.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has regularly been seen trying on shoes in a Newton flat.
A space invader is often perceived struggling out from a drain hole on a Newton lane before dawn.
A gigantic shrew has supposedly been perceived on a few instances poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Newton.
A sizeable scary monster may often be spotted in a Newton secondary school very late at night pacing the halls.
An armed forces outfit strolling about with no body in it can be witnessed often in a house outside Newton.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has from time to time been spotted trying to locate a glove beside a parked Chevy in a Newton parking lot at night.
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gargantuan mountain goat is occasionally observed in a Newton area auto part store, wandering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Newton
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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