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These are some lies we made up about New Market.
A gigantic wombat is occasionally witnessed enjoying the surroundings at Windmill Lake Dam around midnight.
The ghost of an elderly woman holding a firearm has allegedly been perceived on one or two instances gazing wrathfully at the observer in Nodaway Valley County Park late at night. Regardless of what people utter, it's a menacing spirit that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to bump into.
The phantom of a flight attendant may once in a while be spotted yelling at the viewer to be off in Neele Branch. One thing is for certain, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that should be avoided.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has often been noticed trying on socks in a New Market building.
The phantom of an elderly cleaning lady is regularly witnessed ascending out from a storm drain on a New Market avenue around midnight. A local woman declares that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through New Market long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From New Market
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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