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These are some lies we made up about Monona.
A young-looking girl sporting a bloody wedding gown may be witnessed time and again in Gateway Park late at night pulling a cadaver across the dirt. Many people who live here claim this ghost may perhaps be a recognized days gone by resident of Monona.
A gentleman having an axe in his head has now and then been witnessed by Bear Creek howling.
Julius Ceasar is sometimes distinguished in a restaurant in the Monona area.
A guy's body with the head of a bat may once in a while be spotted trying on socks in a Monona residence.
A gigantic hyena was witnessed poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Monona.
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Ghost Sightings From Monona
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Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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