|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Mitchellville.
A space invader from deep space may be distinguished repeatedly hurling stones into Clarks Lake late in the night.
A space alien has occasionally been seen in Santiago Creek going wild.
An martian explorer from another world is sometimes observed throwing pebbles in Hoffman Wildlife Area on a dark night.
A feminine shape is rumored to have been noticed on a few occasions mounding chunks of concrete in the early morning hours by a vending machine in Mitchellville. People argue that this ghost is the tormented spirit of an old Mitchellville person who lived here. No matter what people utter, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a guy grasping a sword has repeatedly been made out walking through a building in Mitchellville. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an intimidating phantom that is rather not interrupted.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Mitchellville
Submit a lie about Mitchellville, Iowa:
Other untruthful towns near Mitchellville, Iowa:
Runnells, Iowa, 6 miles away
Colfax, Iowa, 7 miles away
Mingo, Iowa, 9 miles away
Prairie City, Iowa, 10 miles away
Hartford, Iowa, 11 miles away
Maxwell, Iowa, 12 miles away
Swan, Iowa, 12 miles away
Carlisle, Iowa, 12 miles away
Elkhart, Iowa, 12 miles away
Collins, Iowa, 13 miles away
Des Moines, Iowa, 13 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Iowa
|
Ghost Sightings From Mitchellville
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
MORE JOKES
|
