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A colossal lamb is once in a while noticed in the middle of Bickel Branch staring.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space has been said to have been distinguished on one or two occasions poking around in mailboxes very late at night in Milton.
A minotaur was perceived reflecting in Troy Park before dawn.
An ET from the cosmos emerged repositioning orbs around in Lacey-Keosauqua State Park near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing soldier's attire was observed in a Milton highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise walking the halls. This phantom is enormously active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of other accounts of this exact phantom.
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Ghost Sightings From Milton
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Ghost Sightings From Milton
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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