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These are some lies we made up about Mc Causland.
An army outfit walking around devoid of a body in it may frequently be distinguished hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Ames Creek late in the night. One of the folks who live here decisively argues that this spirit is that of a resident who existed here in Mc Causland some decades ago. In any event, this phantom sure is bloodcurdling; one that any rational person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A Brachiosaurus may be seen often drinking regular from a gas pump at a fueling station in Mc Causland.
The ghost of a terribly burned female has sometimes been observed covering a body by a big boulder in Ben Martinsen Area at night. Some of the residents assert this ghost enjoys startling folks who have the guts to interrupt the quiet in Mc Causland.
A gigantic kid is occasionally seen walking a dog after midnight on a dark Mc Causland residential road.
An martian vacationer from another world has purportedly been seen on many instances watching shows in a Mc Causland living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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