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These are some lies we made up about Martinsburg.
An alien can repeatedly be made out in Achilles Rogers Historical Marker before sunrise covering a body by a sizeable boulder.
A huge goat can be noticed often dragging a cadaver from the ice cold water of German Creek at night.
The ghost of an elderly man with a huge gray beard has now and then been observed on a Martinsburg avenue before sunrise. One thing is for sure, it certainly is a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not disturbed.
Christopher Columbus is rumored to have been seen on one or two instances hanging in the air like a cloud in Martinsburg.
An enormous opossum may occasionally be distinguished looking at a man snoozing on the floor in a building in Martinsburg.
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Ghost Sightings From Martinsburg
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Ghost Sightings From Martinsburg
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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