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These are some lies we made up about Marquette.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO has purportedly been perceived on frequent occasions in Beginning of Old Military Trail Historical Marker late at night gulping blood from a container.
A somewhat decayed human body may sometimes be observed leading a piloted exploration of Eagle Rock to a company of spirits after midnight. Some of the folks here say this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Marquette long ago.
An enormous buffalo has regularly been perceived at Bloody Run very late at night tossing bricks into the flowing water.
A female on fire, holding a fuel container is known to have been observed on a few instances in Pikes Peak State Park outside the park headquarters conversing into the night.
The ghost of a young air force pilot may repeatedly be seen down by the water at Garnet Lake looking for another ghost. If you listen to the locals, this spirit takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy folks who come searching for spirits in Marquette. Nevertheless, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Marquette
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Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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