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These are some lies we made up about Marne.
An alien explorer from another world can sometimes be perceived floating down on Buck Creek in the early morning hours.
A gigantic gemsbok was seen in Pellet Memorial Woods State Preserve at the stroke of midnight hauling a cadaver across the dirt.
A woman with her head and both arms amputated appeared poking around in mailboxes late at night in Marne. The phantom didn't care that there was someone else present.
An extraterrestrial from Venus showed up performing a tune on a piano in a Marne trailer.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was made out in a mirror in a Marne trailer; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Marne
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Ghost Sightings From Marne
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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