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These are some lies we made up about Marion.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy was made out in a Marion mobile home.
A gargantuan lion was spotted appearing terrifying in Anderson Park late at night.
A gargantuan lamb has repeatedly been perceived staggering by a desolate road right next door to Marion.
A decapitated gentleman is regularly distinguished bass fishing from the water's edge of Cedar Lake very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has been spotted on numerous instances coming into sight in a restroom mirror.
The phantom of a doctor with a bloody uniform may repeatedly be observed seated on a stool in a trailer in the vicinity of Marion.
A sasquatch has from time to time been witnessed in the rear seat of a VW by the driver spotting the phantom in her rear view mirror around midnight.
A space invader is sometimes perceived trying to find a box in Abbe Creek.
An martian vacationer from another solar system
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is rumored to have been seen on frequent instances pulling up weeds in the back garden of a mobile home in Marion.
The spirit of a gentleman gripping a blood-splattered sword has often been distinguished resting on a sofa in a mobile home in Marion.
A space man from planet Saturn is regularly observed chatting into the air at Lake Macbride
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State Park.
An army uniform marching around with no body in it is known to have been witnessed on one or two instances right by Effigy Mounds National Monument seeking a person.
The ghost of a terribly burned lady can repeatedly be seen sobbing beside a lamppost in Marion.
A very large baboon may be made out time and again staggering from building to building before sunrise on a Marion lane.
The ghost of an engine driver has occasionally been distinguished going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Marion house after midnight. Whatever people state, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that you don't want to run into very late at night.
A lady without a head is sometimes perceived seated at a coffee table in a Marion home.
An alien from deep space has been spotted on frequent instances in a secluded area near Marion.
A colossal mule can from time to time be distinguished waving to cars alongside a murky highway outside Marion.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship was distinguished
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posting a postcard at a Marion post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Marion
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Ghost Sightings From Marion
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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