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These are some lies we made up about Marcus.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was made out standing by a desolate highway next to Marcus.
The ghost of a silver-miner was witnessed throwing pieces of wood in Whiskey Creek. The witness panicked and escaped. Residents argue that this phantom may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Marcus long ago. One thing's for sure, it's sure a chilling ghost that should be shunned.
An enormous alpaca has repeatedly been perceived in Mill Creek State Park outside the ranger station scraping out a crack.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is frequently perceived in a house in Marcus.
A female with a moderately transparent body is known to have been noticed on numerous instances strolling next to a deserted highway close to Marcus. A resident alleges that this spirit may be a distinguished days gone by resident of Marcus. Nonetheless, this spirit indisputably is creepy; one that is rather not disrupted.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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