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A space invader from another planet is frequently spotted gazing at a man slumbering in a bed in a residence in Malvern.
A Yeti may often be made out in Pioneer Log Cabin Home Historical Marker before dawn consuming a sandwich.
An extremely large mongoose can be seen very frequently guzzling root beer in the middle of Indian Creek.
An extraterrestrial has every so often been seen in a clothing store in the Malvern area.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been noticed on one or two instances trying on clothes in a Malvern mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Malvern
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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