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These are some lies we made up about Malcom.
A pitch black dog that shifted shape into a lady may be noticed often in a Malcom school at midnight pacing the hallways. Locals who have made out this ghost assert this ghost may well be a distinguished old days native of Malcom. One thing is for sure, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that should be steered clear of.
Ludwig van Beethoven has once in a while been perceived in Diamond Lake County Park late in the night hauling a body through some bushes.
The ghost of a destitute guy is from time to time noticed in a rubber raft on Diamond Lake shuffling orbs about. Folks here claim that this spirit is perhaps the undead spirit of a local resident who used to dwell here in Malcom.
A menacing creature has purportedly been noticed on numerous instances in a mobile home close to Malcom. In any case, this is a bad phantom that is preferably not disturbed.
A space man from another part of the galaxy may every now and then be witnessed looking at the water by Lake Ponderosa Dam at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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