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These are some lies we made up about Madrid.
A sizeable chilling monster appeared gazing at a man sleeping on the floor in a building in Madrid.
A massive snake was noticed dragging a body from the freezing water of Caton Branch late in the night.
A space alien from space came into view grasping a human skull in Big Creek State Park late at night.
An ET was noticed weeping on the shore of Big Creek Lake.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished trying on shoes in a Madrid home.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady is often spotted poking around in mailboxes late at night in Madrid.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus has purportedly been seen on a handful of occasions musicalizing on a fiddle in a Madrid building.
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Ghost Sightings From Madrid
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Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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