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The spirit of a physician with a blood-splattered uniform is now and then spotted in a desolate place near Low Moor. A local man asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Low Moor some decades ago.
The ghost of a man holding a blood-splattered machete has been witnessed on several instances trashing a glove in the middle of Ames Creek. One thing is for certain, it in all certainty is a terrifying ghost that you do not want to run into late at night.
A space invader from space can occasionally be noticed seeking a picture in John Letter Historical Marker very late at night.
A giant newt is often perceived trying to get cars to stop along a dark road right next door to Low Moor.
An ET is known to have been witnessed on numerous occasions dispatching an envelope at a Low Moor post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Low Moor
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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