|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Lockridge.
An ET from outer space has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions smoking a pipe in Gibson Recreation Area late at night.
An ET can once in a while be made out verbalizing into the night mid stream in Berry Branch.
A decapitated lady has regularly been noticed in a building in Lockridge.
An alien explorer from the cosmos is repeatedly made out striding alongside a desolate road near Lockridge.
An extremely large pig can frequently be spotted emerging in a washroom mirror.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Lockridge
Submit a lie about Lockridge, Iowa:
Other untruthful towns near Lockridge, Iowa:
Hillsboro, Iowa, 9 miles away
Stockport, Iowa, 9 miles away
Wayland, Iowa, 10 miles away
Brighton, Iowa, 10 miles away
Salem, Iowa, 12 miles away
Houghton, Iowa, 13 miles away
Mount Pleasant, Iowa, 14 miles away
Fairfield, Iowa, 15 miles away
Birmingham, Iowa, 16 miles away
Bonaparte, Iowa, 16 miles away
Olds, Iowa, 16 miles away
Swedesburg, Iowa, 16 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Iowa
|
Ghost Sightings From Lockridge
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
MORE JOKES
|
