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These are some lies we made up about Liscomb.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot was seen slurping paint by a secluded highway in close proximity to Liscomb at the stroke of midnight. The ghost did not care that there was someone other present.
The creepy ghost of a Barbarian was observed smoking a pipe in Arney Bend Wildlife Area at the stroke of midnight. The arrival of the viewer startled the ghost who then vanished. Whichever way, this spirit undeniably is frightening; one that should be let alone.
An extraterrestrial is often observed fly fishing from the water's edge of Mormon Lake at night.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has been said to have been made out on frequent instances pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Bear Creek on a dark night.
A space alien from Jupiter can repeatedly be made out standing by a deserted road near Liscomb.
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Ghost Sightings From Liscomb
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Ghost Sightings From Liscomb
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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