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These are some lies we made up about Lidderdale.
The ghost of a farmer sporting a farmer hat was seen in Buck Run Creek Area around midnight concealing a body by a sizeable rock. There have been several descriptions on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood.
The spirit of a young air force pilot came into view startling people mid stream in Buck Run. Other folks in the neighborhood have had equivalent happenings with an almost identical phantom. No matter what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
A huge llama was observed standing by a secluded road close to Lidderdale.
An martian vacationer from another world has regularly been seen down near the waterfront at Swan Lake looking chilling.
The Loch Ness Monster is repeatedly spotted on the top of Mount Moses in the early morning hours before sunrise observing the view.
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Ghost Sightings From Lidderdale
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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