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These are some lies we made up about Libertyville.
An ET from planet Venus was observed in Cedar Creek Timber Recreation Area at night hauling a corpse across the ground.
An alien from another world was noticed floating down Bonell Creek very late at night.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer has repeatedly been seen staring through building windows in Libertyville after midnight.
An alien voyager from outer space is repeatedly noticed in Spahn Hollow before dawn looking wrathfully at the viewer.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions rummaging around in trash cans on a Libertyville residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Libertyville
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Ghost Sightings From Libertyville
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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