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These are some lies we made up about Lewis.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot was made out holding a cranium on the shore of Cold Springs. This is one of those ghosts that is observed very often close by. In any case, it certainly is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The spirit of a strong lumberjack clutching a sizeable axe has regularly been spotted in Cocklin Fish Farm on a dark night crying. If you listen to the local residents, this phantom can be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Lewis before the present.
A space man from Jupiter is frequently witnessed very late at night hurrying after a passing Nissan on a shady road right next door to Lewis.
A space alien from the cosmos has purportedly been observed on many occasions hauling a body from the ice cold water of Baughmans Creek at midnight.
A large frightening ogre may repeatedly be distinguished in the rear seat of a car by the driver noticing the phantom in his rear view mirror before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Lewis
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Ghost Sightings From Lewis
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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