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These are some lies we made up about Leon.
A massive quagga was perceived at Britton Branch at the stroke of midnight flinging chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
A female with the head of a demon became visible in Kobville Park late in the night swallowing root beer. This is one of those ghosts that is seen time and again in the vicinity. Scores of local residents say this spirit enjoys frightening foolhardy people who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Leon. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that is better not messed with.
The Loch Ness Monster was distinguished in a house close to Leon.
An ET from Saturn is repeatedly perceived searching for a photo under a parked Dodge in a Leon parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy having half his head absent has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions looking for something in the early morning hours before sunrise on a park bench in Leon.
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Ghost Sightings From Leon
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Ghost Sightings From Leon
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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