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These are some lies we made up about Leighton.
A womanly form can be witnessed very often in the center of Ballinger Creek pointing at the watcher.
The phantom of a woman with names carved into her foot is every so often made out in Caldwell Park around midnight concealing a body by a big boulder. If you listen to what the residents claim, this phantom is that of a local person who had a home here in Leighton a long time ago.
An ET has been said to have been distinguished on a few occasions playing a song on a flute in a Leighton house.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her head can sometimes be spotted in a Leighton school around midnight wandering the hallways. In any event, it without a doubt is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The martian technician of a UFO was made out in a mirror in a Leighton apartment; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Leighton
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Ghost Sightings From Leighton
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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