|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Le Claire.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian warrior has allegedly been seen on several occasions standing by a secluded road right next door to Le Claire. It's been declared that this precise ghost can be the soul of a local who died here in Le Claire before the present.
An enormous leopard may regularly be spotted in a flat in Le Claire.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may be witnessed frequently looking at the water by Mississippi River Lock Dam Number Fourteen at night.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship has every now and then been distinguished devastating a glove by Bud Creek.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy is known to have been seen on a few instances walking down a wild road close to Le Claire.
A giant rat may once in a while be seen in Bettendorf Park in the early morning hours having a chicken drumstick.
An ET from another planet has frequently been spotted coming into view in a bathroom mirror.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Le Claire
Submit a lie about Le Claire, Iowa:
Other untruthful towns near Le Claire, Iowa:
Pleasant Valley, Iowa, 4 miles away
Princeton, Iowa, 4 miles away
Bettendorf, Iowa, 7 miles away
Mc Causland, Iowa, 9 miles away
Camanche, Iowa, 12 miles away
De Witt, Iowa, 13 miles away
Eldridge, Iowa, 13 miles away
Long Grove, Iowa, 13 miles away
Low Moor, Iowa, 14 miles away
Clinton, Iowa, 17 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Iowa
|
Ghost Sightings From Le Claire
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
MORE JOKES
|
