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These are some lies we made up about Lakota.
A space man from another galaxy can often be witnessed burying a dead body by a big rock in Copp Prairie Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object can be spotted over and over again in a Lakota secondary school at the stroke of midnight marching the corridors.
An martian tourist from outer space has sometimes been perceived in a mirror in a Lakota home; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror.
The spirit of a youthful man dressed in a coat is now and then spotted in a building in the vicinity of Lakota. One thing is for guaranteed, it is certainly a frightening ghost that any normal person would not want to come across.
An alien from planet Saturn has purportedly been noticed on a small number of occasions in a Lakota area clothing store, pacing the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Lakota
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Ghost Sightings From Lakota
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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