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These are some lies we made up about Lake Park.
The phantom of a young-looking gentleman having on a confederate uniform has frequently been spotted in an apartment in Lake Park.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is repeatedly observed at the water at Trappers Bay trying to utter something.
An alien from Jupiter has been said to have been distinguished on a few occasions in Rush Lake late in the night attempting to conceal a dead body.
A colossal colt may regularly be spotted in Dugout Creek shining a flash light.
Little Red Riding Hood has every so often been spotted in Cayler Prairie on a dark night concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Park
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Park
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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