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These are some lies we made up about Kirkville.
An extremely large snake has been said to have been seen on a handful of instances drinking regular from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Kirkville.
An alien tourist from another solar system may now and then be perceived in Caldwell Park in the early morning hours screaming.
An alien from another galaxy was witnessed struggling to articulate something in Bear Creek.
The alien commander of a flying saucer emerged chatting into the thin air as if somebody besides was near.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead emerged walking a Bulldog before dawn on a gloomy Kirkville street. Further folks nearby have had comparable events involving the same ghost. According to the folks who live here, this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long departed Kirkville local. No matter what, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Kirkville
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Ghost Sightings From Kirkville
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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