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These are some lies we made up about Keosauqua.
A space man from Saturn is often noticed drinking orange juice in Austin County Park after midnight.
The phantom of a guy sporting a law enforcement outfit has been made out on many occasions in Lacey-Keosauqua State Park quite near the park headquarters smoking a cigar.
An ET from the cosmos may frequently be made out at Chequest Creek late at night tossing boulders into the current.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer may be made out very frequently in a wild place in the vicinity of Keosauqua.
A sizeable terrifying monster is every now and then noticed sending a packet at a Keosauqua post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Keosauqua

What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi. Arthur, have you been getting enough iron? Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht. A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady. - Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place? - I would love to mam, but aren't you married? - Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing. As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''. Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first. - We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her. - Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in. A little bit later he came out in tears. I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept. - You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out! Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home. Now it was Gertrude's turn. - You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun. - Yes Sir! She said and went in. After a few minutes she came out covered in blood. - What happened in there?, asked the instructor. - The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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