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These are some lies we made up about Keokuk.
A gargantuan squirrel is regularly noticed playing a song on an accordion in a Keokuk home.
The spirit of a man hauling a sword has supposedly been seen on a few occasions in a mirror in a Keokuk building; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror. In any case, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that you wouldn't wish to come across late at night.
The ghost of a woman having numbers etched into her back may repeatedly be seen by Barlean Creek trying to locate a picture.
An enormous steer has every now and then been perceived at McDowell Lake Dam One around midnight downing soda pop.
A space man from deep space is once in a while seen in a home next to Keokuk.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eyes has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions trying to find a glove beside a parked car in a Keokuk parking lot at night. It's been alleged that this precise ghost is that of a resident who dwelled here in Keokuk many years
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ago.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft may now and then be made out hiding a corpse by a sizeable rock in Amborn-Pagin Wildlife Area very late at night.
Vincent van Gogh was witnessed shouting near the water's edge at Horton Lake.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her chest appeared on the top of Mount
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Moriah on a dark night viewing the view. Being frightened by the watchers the ghost made its way into the night.
A colossal burro was perceived in a Keokuk area clothing store, pacing the aisles.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy became visible staring down into the water at Grays Bay very late at night.
A giant hamster was made out startling people after midnight by a mailbox in Keokuk.
An Iguanodon was witnessed crying out people's names quite near the entrance to Geode State Park.
A colossal jackal has frequently been perceived strolling through a building in Keokuk.
A lady with the head of a demon is repeatedly spotted strolling through a house right next door to Keokuk. If you listen to what the residents assert, this ghost likes scaring foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Keokuk. Regardless of what folks express, it's a frightening spirit that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to meet.
The spirit of a gentleman with half his head lost has been spotted
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on a handful of instances staggering through a Keokuk area churchyard. Folks here who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who died here in Keokuk long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Keokuk
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Ghost Sightings From Keokuk
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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