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These are some lies we made up about Kamrar.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady is rumored to have been seen on many instances trying on socks in a Kamrar mobile home. One thing's for sure, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship may often be observed heaving pieces of wood in Barner Wildlife Area Number One before dawn.
A huge bighorn can be made out time and again struggling out from a drain hole on a Kamrar lane before sunrise.
Julius Ceasar is once in a while noticed dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Brewers Creek late in the night.
A dark cockroach that turned into a lady has been seen on a small number of occasions musicalizing on a xylophone in a Kamrar home.
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Ghost Sightings From Kamrar
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Ghost Sightings From Kamrar
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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